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Isn't that Dan?
He's wearing pink...

Only in the Philippines.

BRES SA NGIPON!!!

Try this...



One glass, eh?

HAHAHAHA. Awesome pic. Brought me some much-needed lulz.

I loled at "Canvers Newstar" and 1 glass a day.

<!--QuoteBegin-Goatling+April 17, 2007 10:47 am--><div class='codebox_title'>QUOTE (Goatling @ April 17, 2007 10:47 am)</div><div class='codebox'><div id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Only in the Philippines.

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Hahahahah


Yeah when I was in Boracay, there were these keeps offering to braid my hair (it was still long then)... but their sign said "Hair Bread"

Here's another set...

hmm those phil pics made me remember this one time when I was with my family buying stuff in the on the grape section there were three signs "with seeds","seedless" and what caught my eye "almost seedless"

naligaw ang mgkkaibigan n Juan,Pedro,at Simon s gubat at hinuli sila ng mga myembro ng isng tribu pra dalhin sa knilang hari.

Hari: dhil kyo ay tumpak s aking teritoryo mamatay kyo!
Juan: huwag po ggwin po nmin ang lht ng ipag utos ninyo wag nyo lng kming patayin!
Hari: kung gayon! bwt isa s inyo ay mgdala s akin ng 5 piraso ng prutas!

dali-aling sumunod ang tatlo.naunang bumlik si juan at may dala itong 5 lansones.

Hari: magaling! ngayon tumuwad k at ipapasok ko s pet mo yng mga prutas n yan! anumang reaksyon n mkita ko s mkha mo, ikamamatay mo!

sumunod si Juan at pinilit n hndi msktan. Hindi natapos n ang mga lansones at pinapatay sya ng hari.
sumunod n dumting si Pedro n ang dla ay mnsnas.

Hari:magaling! ngayon tumuwad k at ippsok ko s pet mo yang prutas n yan. anumng reaksyon n mkita ko syo ay ikamamatay mo!

naipasok n ang png 4 n prutas,ngunit tumwa si Pedro s png 5 prutas.

Hari: Hahaha! igapos yan at patayin!

sa langit, nagkita si Pedro at Juan..

Juan: Pedro bkit k tumawa e isa nlng ang ipapasok s pet mo, tumawa kpa!?
Pedro: Juan, paano nmn akong hndi mtatawa e nkita ko si Simon n paparting ang dala LANGKA!

Bakit ang bakla dumadami kahit hindi nanganganak

Here, have fun. I sorta know the guy who made this, by the way.

[quote]BUTI PA SA BUHAY NI *** ***

Buti pa ang salamin, tinitingnan

My classmate showed me a few of her text messages and I found this:

Three years ago I was arrested...
I asked the police, why?
Pero, wala ako binigay na answer,
After 6 months, na release ako
Afterwards, alam ko na ang charges
I got arrested for the hold of a cute face
Eh, wala ako magawa kung may cute face ako
at di ko alam na pwede kang ma-arrest for possession of one!

And another one:

This morning I woke up...
Then through the window I saw the most beautiful thing in the world
So beautiful I thought it was fantasy
Parang diwata
tapos, when I tried to look closer...
Ay...mirror pala yun!