05-25-2010, 02:47 PM
(This post was last modified: 05-25-2010, 03:04 PM by Lord_Leperman.)
Name: Dubba XL
Raven Codename: Tubby
Age: Close to heart failure
Gender: Can't tell if I'm still human anymore...
Height: Hold on, I don't have a ruler with me... Just describe it as a big Hobbit.
Weight: Fat
Hair: Greasy
A Raven who despite repeated attempts, still hasn't gotten over his weight problem. He currently owns a heavy hover-type design that is built for long endurance missions and currently loads the AC's inside parts with snack dispensers salvaged from numerous vending machines. He also equips a custom radiator that doubles as both a soda dispenser and a fridge. Needless to say, this Raven is comfortable with guard duty and missions that do not require a lot of moving around, but will complain when prompted to relocate to a different area and will increase his hiring rates.
He uses hover legs because they don't remind him of exercise. He despises quads because they look like bipeds that run twice as fast, though he is sympathetic with Tank users because they remind him of comfy wheelchairs.
Additional info: He can manually override a radiator's Forced Cooling in order for the cockpit to stay cool during hot missions.
Rank: E-89
(I'll post a serious one soon. Just enjoy this one for now :p)
Raven Codename: Tubby
Age: Close to heart failure
Gender: Can't tell if I'm still human anymore...
Height: Hold on, I don't have a ruler with me... Just describe it as a big Hobbit.
Weight: Fat
Hair: Greasy
A Raven who despite repeated attempts, still hasn't gotten over his weight problem. He currently owns a heavy hover-type design that is built for long endurance missions and currently loads the AC's inside parts with snack dispensers salvaged from numerous vending machines. He also equips a custom radiator that doubles as both a soda dispenser and a fridge. Needless to say, this Raven is comfortable with guard duty and missions that do not require a lot of moving around, but will complain when prompted to relocate to a different area and will increase his hiring rates.
He uses hover legs because they don't remind him of exercise. He despises quads because they look like bipeds that run twice as fast, though he is sympathetic with Tank users because they remind him of comfy wheelchairs.
Additional info: He can manually override a radiator's Forced Cooling in order for the cockpit to stay cool during hot missions.
Rank: E-89
(I'll post a serious one soon. Just enjoy this one for now :p)
