Chat Log Retardation

[Goat]

I AM ALWAYS CURSED AND SURROUNDED BY PPLZ ASKING ME THE SAME QUESTIONNNNN

<Some random dude I acquainted from highschool suddenly butts in>

Him:
- bery
- t
- naglalaro kb ng LOL?

Me:
- nope

Him:
- ah
- td q ksi alm qng pnu mag dl ng torrent

Me:
- i'm tired of playing anyting pc-related atm
- ah teka

Him:
- atm?
- e2 dpat ang idownload q
- pero lumalabas sa google
- may download aq software
- na worth 2.83gb
- para madownload un 

Me:
- 'at the moment'

Him:
- kk po

Me:
- kaso
- teka, nasayo na ba LoL?

Him:
- oo
- may account nq
- at nalalaro q na sya
- may patch ngaun
- nung nadownload q na at na install
- nag error
- tpoz npnsin q may failure jn sa torrent n yn
- 0 kb sya

Me:
- link ng torrent?
- gimme. now.

Him:
- ung webs8 na iddownload?
- what link?

Me:
- yung link kung san mo nakuha yung torrent
- website link

Him:
- wla aq website n pnuntahan
- pag inopen q ung game
- automatic sa nag uupdate

Me:
- teka, ano kinalaman ng torrent sa update?

Him:
- w8
- para clear
- printscreen q

Him:
- check mu post q
- *shows a picture of an update failure; no relation to torrents whatsoever*

Me:
- ok
- try mo igoogle yung error number
- ^ error number ng patch, kasama yung name ng game

Him:
- wla weh

Me:
- ah ok, teka (... i actually found some.)
- yep, manual install talaga

Him:
- oo
- pnu
- haha
- so kailangan q idl ung torrent ?

Me:
- wala ka nang installer?

Him:
- anung installer?