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[Iguana]

I remember spending a week or two up at a cabin with another family, and they told that when I was asleep I had said, "What are prunes?".

Imagine you're walking around in the middle of the night and you hear someone say that. How can you not only deny it being funny but completely random and unexpected as well?

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A hillarious incident at my house a few years ago that was nothing but 100% hillarious:

I was frustrated at the game I was playing, so I had said "Damn". Then my brother hears me say that and says "You shouldn't say shit like that Jameson!" Right after he says that my -MOM- comes in the room and says "Shut the fuck up, Ken!"

Ah, it was such a great moment, lol.