02-03-2009, 12:07 PM
(This post was last modified: 02-03-2009, 12:08 PM by DragonSlayer.)
Mom and her potty-mouth kids...
A mother of two has a serious problem. Her two young sons have the terrible habit of cussing up a storm and they are rebellious to the end. She could tell them to brush their teeth and they would reply, "Fuck you bitch!" Eventually she decided to get professional help. She goes to a parental counselor for advice. He tells her that the next time they disrespect her to tell them to go to their room. The next day, one of the boys curses and the mother does what she was told. The boy simply laughs and tells her to go fuck herself. So she returns to the counselor the next day. Now he says that the next time they cuss to take away something they enjoy. So, the next time one of the boys cursed her, she said that she was taking away their television privileges. They simply said, "We don't give a shit you stupid cunt." Feeling hopeless, she returns one last time to the counselor. Finally, he tells her that the next time they cuss, she needs to just knock the shit out of them. With no other options left, she agrees. The next morning, the mother asks her sons what they want for breakfast. One of them says, "I want some mother fucking pancakes bitch!" Immediately she reared back and slapped her son so hard he went crashing over the kitchen table landing on the ground unconscious. She then looks toward the remaining son and says, "And what would you like sweetie?" Shocked, he says, "I sure don't want any mother fucking pancakes!"
A mother of two has a serious problem. Her two young sons have the terrible habit of cussing up a storm and they are rebellious to the end. She could tell them to brush their teeth and they would reply, "Fuck you bitch!" Eventually she decided to get professional help. She goes to a parental counselor for advice. He tells her that the next time they disrespect her to tell them to go to their room. The next day, one of the boys curses and the mother does what she was told. The boy simply laughs and tells her to go fuck herself. So she returns to the counselor the next day. Now he says that the next time they cuss to take away something they enjoy. So, the next time one of the boys cursed her, she said that she was taking away their television privileges. They simply said, "We don't give a shit you stupid cunt." Feeling hopeless, she returns one last time to the counselor. Finally, he tells her that the next time they cuss, she needs to just knock the shit out of them. With no other options left, she agrees. The next morning, the mother asks her sons what they want for breakfast. One of them says, "I want some mother fucking pancakes bitch!" Immediately she reared back and slapped her son so hard he went crashing over the kitchen table landing on the ground unconscious. She then looks toward the remaining son and says, "And what would you like sweetie?" Shocked, he says, "I sure don't want any mother fucking pancakes!"
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