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Man attacks police officer with 5-foot long penis
http://www.kwch.com/global/Story.asp?s=10054554

A bachelorette party in Wichita's Old Town district gets out of hand, leading to three arrests early Sunday morning.

Wichita Police Spokesman Gordon Bassham says officers on horseback were trying to disperse the crowd around closing time. Bassham says, a 24-year-old man at the party was holding a five-foot-long inflatable penis.

"As he was joking around with his toy," Bassham said, "he launched this large toy at one of our officers who was on horseback."

Bassham says the toy struck the horse, spooking it. As police were arresting the man, a woman who was also part of the party grabbed an officer's arm. Police arrested that woman as well.

"Other women in that group began to show the officers their displeasure for arresting their friends and began to yell at the officers," Bassham said.

As one of the officers was using her horse to control the crowd, Bassham says a third party-goer struck the horse in the head.

Bassham says the horse stepped on that woman's foot. She was treated at the scene for minor injuries to her foot and arrested.

All three face charges of battery and failure to disperse.

Talk about giving somebody a bollocking